I turned off the mower and in a pretty harsh tone said/yelled “Really, Charlie? REALLY? What are you doing with my iPhone? You know you’re not allowed to play with that if you don’t ask me first!”…to which he replied “Just taking a picture of you mommy. You’re pretty when you mow the lawn.”
Aw, man!
I walked over to him with my head tilted, put my hand on my heart and in the loviest voice I could muster, I cocked my eyebrow and said “Oh baby, you are the sweetest boy ever! That was a very quick, very smart response – so I’m gonna let it slide this time. Now go put it back on the charger & please know that if you take it again without asking, I’ll glue your perfect little fingers together, ok baby?” He giggled, turned around to open the front door then looked back at me with a smirk and said “Yeah, that was a good one, wasn’t it mommy.”
“Yeah, buddy. That was a really was a good one.”
When he becomes a spectacular liar in high school, please remind me of this!











